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Gone are the days of generic predictions and vague forecasts of the future! As we embrace authenticity, and messiness of our everyday life, we’ve come up with a real, not perfect horoscope. Check out what stars have in store for you next month!
This month you are ready to refactor the entire codebase—again! Sure, no one asked you to, but a good sport like you doesn’t need an invitation. Don’t forget to take some breaks from work before you burn out. Do an Ironman on the weekend, through hammers or engage into something equally relaxing.
Stars are promising you a 15% discount for the newest, comfiest, most luxurious chair that has ever existed. With that chair, your workplace setup will become a benchmark of comfort. And maybe then you’ll sit down and actually finish that sprint. But let’s see. Stars are still uncertain about that.
Okay, ready? This month you will start five side projects, learn three new programming languages, and make sure that 27 tabs on your laptop are kept open all the time. And if someone asks you to write an expert column, surely, you’ll say yes! But maybe it’s time to focus, Gemini, before your task manager crashes?
There, there. You’ve been listening to Aries with their Napoleonic plans and supporting Gemini in their constant multitasking for too long. Time to take care of yourself! Work from home this month, cook some soups, scrap some scrapbooks. Oh, look, someone is booking a crying session with you. Well, what can you do!
This month, like any other, is going to be your month! You will shine, you will rock, you will turn every stand-up into The Leo Show. And you will let everyone in the company know that you do not approve of the leopard-print themed party. Leopards? Seriously? It should be Leos!
Your code is flawless, your Git commits are pristine, and your desktop icons organization should honestly be in the textbooks. And by the way, you would look stunning in that leopard print! Maybe sometimes—just sometimes—try to be more real, and not so perfect.
This month, you’ll spend an unreasonable amount of time deciding between two equally mediocre UI fonts. While balance is your thing, deadlines are real. Pick one and move on to the question that is actually vital: should you or should you not use those fonts in bold? Oh, Libra, once you’ve figured out those fonts, focus on striking your work-life balance.
The depth of your codebase conceals many secrets. Your Jira holds dark mysteries of the mankind. You are the only one who can unravel all knots, solve every case, and reveal the whole truth. But maybe the reason why no one else knows about those mysterious tasks is because you never mention them on daily stand-ups? Sharing is caring, Scorpio! It’s time to give that team work a chance.
Your dreams about exploring lands unknown and traveling across marvelous countries are becoming more real. This month stars are promising you a new Windows update with a collection of exotic wallpapers. Hey, look, it’s a yellow-bibbed lory parrot from the Solomon Islands! Why are you crying, Sagittarius?
This month you will be assembling data bases and analyzing data. Next month you’ll be doing pretty much the same. And then it’s Christmas. Some call it routine; you call it discipline. Working hard is great, but don’t forget about life outside work.
Guess what? Another innovative idea will strike you this month! How come that it’s always you who sees two steps ahead and visualizes the digital future? Maybe, stars just have their favorites. But remember, not every product needs blockchain or AI. Sometimes, people just want a button that works.
You’ve been staring at that bug for hours, lost in a sea of thoughts. Your mind says: “Fix that bug”. Your heart says: “Buy a yacht, sail away, and never be online again”. And we say? Listen to your heart!
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