It’s that time of the year, when you once again find yourself wondering, “What will be in the box this year?” To help you with this guessing game—and add a bit of fun—we’ve compiled a ranking of corporate gifts, highlighting their unique charm and quirks.
A branded notebook
Usefulness: 7/10
Usage times per year: 3/10
No matter how many notebooks you already have in your collection, there’s always room for one more, right? Sure, the drawer might protest, but with a bit of effort, everything will fit. And who knows—maybe this one will finally be the notebook you use until the very last page.
A box of candies
Calories over daily norm: 500/10
Regrets: 0/10
Well, you definitely need these to keep your energy going. For the record, December calories don’t count.
Socks
Warmth: 10/10
Number of gift pairs per holiday 12/10
At this rate, you won’t just have a new pair of socks for every day of the week—you’ll have enough to last the entire year. No complaints here.
Gift cards
Practicality: 9/10
Promotion of shopaholism: 7/10
The December math is clear and obvious: year-end discounts plus a gift card equals free stuff. But please choose things you actually need. Or mostly need. Okay, buy whatever you see.
Self-help books
Motivation: 8/10
Pages read per year: 1/10
These books are magical—they can inspire you simply by sitting on your shelf. Who needs to read them when their presence alone is a motivational force? Give it a try; they might just work for you too.
Tech gadgets
Functionality: 10/10
Reminder to work: 10/10
A sleek new headset or a state-of-the-art mouse might elevate your workspace—but let’s be honest, they also scream “deadlines.”
Workspace comfort items
Comfort Level: 10/10
Health Benefits: 100/10
A saddle chair, stand-up desk, monitor stand, humidifier—now we are talking! Say goodbye to headaches and backaches—hello, healthier you.
Work-life balance kit
Me time: 11/10
Stress relief: 9/10
Just imagine: a cozy blanket, a soothing candle, a voucher for a yoga class or massage—pure bliss. And you are ready to fix all the bugs.
A virtual escape
Entertainment: 100/10
Sleep amount: 2/10
With the much-anticipated launch of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl, no other post-work relaxation compares to this. Once you dive into the game, all thoughts of sleep vanish. Just don’t forget to catch at least a few hours of rest between gaming marathons.
New experiences
Memories made: 101/10
Stories to tell: 9/10
Cooking classes, escape rooms, or go-karting last a few hours but the memories stick with you forever. Plus, they come with bonus material: fun stories to share with colleagues and friends. Pro tip: don’t forget to snap some photos for extra bragging rights.
At the end of the day, corporate gifts are a reminder that you are valued and appreciated. Join Intellias and see what’s in our gift box!
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